How to Be a Gentleman Cat Burglar

I really like the idea of a burglar using a grappling hook as a blunt weapon instead of, you know, a grappling hook.

Am I the only one who got his early impression of what the life of a cat burglar is like from the first part of the film The Return of the Pink Panther? That opening sequence did more to glamorize a life of crime than any video game or hip-hop song I’ve ever heard. I saw that movie as a small child and still, to this day, I want a crossbow.

Then we get to the fourth panel and … wow. Brows doesn’t get much lower than that!

Note from Missy: I just want to point out that there’s an empty egg carton on the fancy column. Presumably to hold all of the Fabergé eggs that were stolen.

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