How to Be a Good Parent

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Also, there've been some additions over at the Basic Instructions store. They are as follows:

Infini-Tees are back!

There are now links to my Android and iPhone apps!

There is a direct link to buy my calendar!

There is also a direct link to pre-order my 3rd book!

You can now order a signed framed print of any Basic Instructions comic!

And finally, I've added a mug and a t-shirt bearing the sentence "I'm doing something pointless, but at least I'm doing something."

Please go check it out when you have a minute.